Posts include, but are not limited to: things I find cute/funny/cool, people I wish I looked like, things I wish I were doing, and the thoughts that envelop my mind most days.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Its like life size Hot Wheelz
Imagine driving that our while its raining
i need this for reasons
I GOT SO STRESSED JUST THEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE POURING BLACK PAINT ON THAT CAR AND I WAS LIKE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT D THAT
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
what the shit
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
|east coasters:||i drove through 17 states on the way to work|
|west coasters:||i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land|
|Midwesterners:||I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years|