Story Of My Life

Posts include, but are not limited to: things I find cute/funny/cool, people I wish I looked like, things I wish I were doing, and the thoughts that envelop my mind most days.

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via ty-the-trans-guy)

romythe:

devil-cant-afford-prada:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

sailorsoldierofanxiety:

best-princess-ever:

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makogori5ever:

sizvideos:

Heat sensitive paint - Video

Its like life size Hot Wheelz

screaming

Imagine driving that our while its raining

i need this for reasons

yessssss

I GOT SO STRESSED JUST THEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE POURING BLACK PAINT ON THAT CAR AND I WAS LIKE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT D THAT

I WANT

(via ty-the-trans-guy)

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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(via lola-moonrock)

east coasters:i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters:i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via ty-the-trans-guy)

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